Tuesday, 3 January 2017
Straight men will be jealous! Proud gay reveals the number of people he slept with in 2016
Some people believed only straight men have many transient sexual relationships; but a homosexual man caused a stir on Twitter when he revealed the number of men he had slept with.
Gay s3x is thought to cause discomfort for obvious reasons that will not be mentioned here. Interestingly, some gay people really enjoy shagging.
Daddy (@INFIDEL_) is a proud gay who loves making out, he disclosed the number of people he had sexual intercourse with in 2016 and most people utterly were taken aback by his disturbing confession.
Daddy (@INFIDEL_)
He arrogantly revealed that he had s3x with at least 550 men in 2016 alone; that’s a number that not even the most seasoned philanderer can compete with.
Musician Nonini comes back from the dead and wishes us a happy new year. He had been killed by the internet
Popular musician Nonini is alive and well people! He has taken time to wish us a Happy New Year with God’s blessing and guidance.
Apologies once more to everyone who was caught off guard by that nasty article on the blogs. When they wish you death you smile because it’s a blessing in disguise. They are giving you more years…..#BadoNipoNipoSana Nonini posted on his instagram.
Nonini wishes his fans a happy new year
Nonini had been killed by one the briefcase blogs on the interwebs- by the way if it’s not on Ghafla it never really happened- which shared photos of some grisly accident and claimed Nonini was one of the casualties who had perished in the accident.
This caused panic and unrest among his fans and we can clearly see he’s doing perfectly fine.
He becomes the first Kenyan celeb this year to fall victim to death by the internet a popular occurrence online. Jaguar faced the same predicament sometimes in August last year.
Serikali kuajiri walimu 4000 wa masomo ya Sayansi na Hisabati
Serikali imesema ipo kwenye mchakato wa kuajiri walimu 4000 wa masomo ya Sayansi na Hisabati.
Kauli hiyo imetolewa leo Jijini Dar es Salaam na Waziri Mkuu Kassim Majaliwa wakati akiwa katika ziara yake ya kutembela wilaya mpya za jiji hilo, akianzia na Kigamboni siku ya leo.
Majaliwa amesema mchakato wa ajira hizo unaendelea chini ya Ofisi ya Rais Utumishi, na muda wowote kutoka sasa mchakato huo utakapokamilika, majina yatatolewa na walimu hao kuajiriwa.
Kuhusu walimu wa masomo mengine, Waziri Mkuu amesema walimu wa masomo mengine hususani ya sanaa wapo wa kutosha na kwamba wanapaswa kusubiri kwakuwa wao wako wengi zaidi na hakuna uhaba na uhitaji wa walimu hao wa masomo ya sanaa.
Hivi karibuni, Wizara ya Elimu iliwataka wahitimu wa ualimu katika masomo ya sayansi na hisabati kutuma taarifa (CV) zao ili izihakiki kabla ya ajira, mchakato ambao tayari umekamilika na majina yalitumwa katika wizara ya utumishi.
Naibu Waziri wa Elimu, Mhandisi Stella Manyanya wiki mbili zilizopita wakati akiongea na kituo cha EATV alisema kuwa kazi ya wizara yake ilikuwa ni kuhakiki taarifa za wahitimu hao, na si kuajiri, huku akibainisha kuwa zoezi hilo limekamilika na majina yako utumishi ambao ndiyo watahusika na kuajiri.
Pia alisisitiza kuwa kama wizara ya elimu waliomba kupewa walimu wa masomo ya Sayansi na Hisabati haraka kwa kuwa uhitaji wao ni mkubwa zaidi na kuwataka wahitimu wote waliotuma taarifa zao, wasubiri watapata majibu muda si mrefu.
Gabriel Jesus awasili rasmi England kuanza kucheza Man City
Gabriel Jesus ameanza rasmi maisha yake ya soka ndani ya Ulaya baada ya kwenda England kwa mara ya pili baada ya kupumzika muda wa sikukuu na familia yake. Jesus amefika Manchester na mama yake pamoja na mdogo wake.
Wamepokelewa na hali ya hewa ya baridi kali akitokea Brazil ambapo aliisaidia club yake ya toka utotoni kutwaa taji baada ya miaka 22. Kiasi cha pound milioni 27 kilicholipwa kumpata Jesus kinatakiwa kuonekana kwenye mechi za hivi karibuni.
Man City wamepitia mechi kadhaa na kupoteza kitu ambacho kinawarudisha nyuma kwenye mbio za kuchukua makombe hasa ubingwa wa EPL. Swali ni kwamba Gabriel Jesus atasaidi kuiweka Manchester City kwenye nafasi nzuri kwam muda huu au itamchukua muda mrefu zaidi kuzoea ligi maarufu ya England.
Hizi ni picha alivyowasili…
Monday, 2 January 2017
Ministers to move in 60 days
DODOMA. The government has revealed that preparations for its shift from Dar es Salaam to Dodoma has reached an advanced stage.
According to its schedule that is in place, by next month, all Cabinet ministers, permanent secretaries and their deputies should be in the designated capital. Other departmental employees would thereafter keep on shifting in batches after every two or three months.
Prime Minister Kassim Majaliwa has issued a directive indicating that from March to September, this year, at least 80 per cent of the government should relocate.
That is to say, in 2017 the designated capital will experience major changes in terms of increasing population, which is expected to receive 3 million people and, in all other socioeconomic facets.
Giving an exclusive interview to The Citizen yesterday, Dodoma Regional Commissioner Jordan Rugimbana said that 2017 would be a year of major renovations, constructions and relocations.
Capital centre expansion
As population is expected to grow, the government plans to expand the municipality. The plan include the establishment of satellite cities in all districts nearby the central business district. “We have already set a side chunk of lands in districts bordering the town districts. The districts in question are: Mpwapwa, Bahi, Chamwino and Kondoa. The envisaged satellite cities will comprise all necessary social services like schools, colleges, shopping centres, sport grounds and modern dispensaries and banks.
“The Master Plan for the projects have already been drafted and Reli Assets Holding Company (Rahco) has already assured us it would establish commuter trains,” he said.
Restructuring of plan
As Dodoma is increasingly growing into an important city in the country, the RC said, upgrading projects would adhere to standards and focus on attracting businesses. “A team of high-profile technicians picked by Prime Minister to study the Dodoma Master Plan and amend it has already completed the work,” he said.
According to him, the plan will see major renovations, constructions and relocations in the designated capital. “There will be demolitions of some buildings in the municipality and some people, especially traders, will be relocated to the outskirts. We want to construct many storey buildings,” he expressed.
Smart bus stations
“About 70 smart bus stations will be constructed in the first-phase of the project planned to start this month. The state-of-the-art bus stations will be installed with antennas for providing free Internet through WiFI. Other services include, mini shops for mobile money transfer, selling newspapers and shoe shiners. There will also be public telephones, CCTV cameras for security surveillance, and smart waster bins,” he briefed.
Nara business complex
Considering that from this year Dodoma will start receiving a number of high-profile diplomatic dignitaries, plans are afoot to establish a special business centre for the capital. The centre will be established at Nara area, about 20 kilometres from the municipality. “All traders at the town centre will be relocated to the envisaged centre,” Mr Rugimbana said.
He detailed that all important services will be available at the centre including shops and banks.
Construction of govt centre
The Capital Development Authority (CDA) has concluded the surveying of the land that will be used by the government in all six districts of Dodoma region. According to RC Rugimbana, the surveyed land, which is about 20,000 acres, will be used for the construction of offices for all ministries and other government departments.
“Plans for the construction of the government city at Ihumwa, Bwigiri and Mtumba wards has reached an advanced stage. We expect that the project will take off this year. The City will comprise offices, residential buildings, commercial service blocks, playing grounds, an air strip, and other necessary social services, he said.
“I remain very positive that all of these intended projects will be accomplished as planned by the government and other stakeholders giving us a hand of support,” he added.