Friday, 13 January 2017

Life or Death: What AFCON Means to Our Football-Mad Continent

Some South Africans may give the biennial Africa Cup of Nations tournament a cursory glance, perhaps because of Bafana Bafana’s failure to qualify for the event that gets underway in Gabon this weekend. But most of the continent will be glued to the action coming out of the West African state.

Naturally, reports coming out of Gabon, which has just experienced unprecedented violence precipitated by disputed presidential elections, are disconcerting.

Workers were said to be putting in double shifts to complete upgrades to the airport in Oyem, where Côte d’Ivoire, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Togo and Morocco will be based, and journalists were frantically trying to secure flights as the prospect of a 400km drive from Libreville to Oyem loomed large.

Cameroon, the country that gave the world the hip-wriggling, gap-toothed Roger Milla, was in the news as eight senior players withdrew from national duty, citing all sorts of bizarre excuses.

Had it not been for their abundance of talent, Cameroon would be going to Afcon on a wing and a prayer following the withdrawal of high-profile players including Joel Matip (Liverpool) and Allan Nyom (West Bromwich Albion).

Zimbabwe, back among Africa’s sporting elite since 2008, snubbed a gala dinner hosted in their honour until their federation pledged to abide by an agreement that entitled each player to $5 000 in appearance fees per match.

Nothing much about Afcon has changed since it began in 1957 following a successful meeting between Egypt, South Africa, Sudan and Ethiopia in Lisbon the previous year.

But there was drama after South Africa’s representative, Fred Fell, asked to bring either an all-black or an all-white team to the tournament, but not a mixed squad, as that would have contravened the Nationalist government’s apartheid policy.

His proposal was rejected, South Africa were expelled and Ethiopia qualified for the final by default. Egypt and Sudan contested the semifinal and the Pharaohs went on to defeat both teams to become the first holders of the trophy.

Afcon has since grown from a four-nation event into one contested by 16 nations, and Confederation of African Football (CAF) president Issa Hayatou is adamant that it should remain so.

In 1996 Nigeria refused to defend their trophy in South Africa following a political spat. General Sani Abacha barred the team from competing after then president Nelson Mandela had lambasted him for the execution of writer Ken Saro-Wiwa.

In 2017 it is not Nigeria’s refusal to travel but rather their inability to qualify for the second consecutive time that is keeping them out of the continental showpiece. Zambia also failed to qualify.

The tournament marks the first time that Guinea-Bissau will participate in Afcon’s 60-year history and also sees Uganda’s return after a 39-year absence.

Afcon has always been a cauldron of drama, sometimes spilling off the pitch.

Those who have followed the African game will recall that the 1986 finals staged in Egypt, which is the headquarters of CAF, took place in the middle of a failed coup d’état when some upstart army officer from Alexandria tried to take over the government.

Veteran African journalist Emmanuel Maradas recalls: “Security was tight and arrangements for the tournament to proceed were put in place. The tournament went ahead as scheduled and there was security at every match.

“The Egyptian team was under pressure to win. Their first game was against Senegal and every fan demanded an Egyptian victory and they were banging on their drums and singing in the stands.

“Senegal scored, 1-0. Sulky, oppressive silence enveloped the stadium, perhaps even the entire country. The fans started throwing objects towards state president Hosni Mubarak. They were blaming him for the defeat!”

Egypt recovered from this setback and went on to qualify for the final, but faced losing talismanic striker Taher Abou Zeid to suspension.

But after some choice words and political wrangling, the referee did an about-turn, apologising for issuing the offensive card. CAF subsequently overturned Zeid’s suspension.

And the drama didn’t stop there. With the final against Cameroon heading to penalties, a Cameroonian minister ran on to the pitch and allegedly told his players: “Miss the penalties. If we win, the stadium will go wild. It’s not worth our lives. Miss them!”

“There was this politician telling stars like Roger Milla, Emmanuel Kundé, Stephen Tataw, Emile Mbouh, Cyril Makanaky, Kana Biyik to miss their penalty kicks. And I’ve never seen such lazy penalties, Kundé missed — he never missed a penalty in his career before! Egypt won 5-4!” wrote Maradas.

But refereeing has improved tremendously over the years and although there are a few glitches now and then, as when one man in black awarded Burkina Faso two highly controversial penalties against South Africa, the handling of Afcon matches has been generally fair.

This year, Group A is headlined by hosts Gabon, who boast one of the deadliest marksmen in the game — Pierre Emerick-Aubameyang. They open their account against newcomers Guinea-Bissau in a group that also has Burkina Faso and a depleted Cameroon.

If wishes were horses, even beggars would ride. But one is allowed to dream and although they seem to have been thrown to the wolves, Zimbabwe, buoyed by a 1-1 draw against Cameroon in Yaoundé on Tuesday, are walking on air.

It might seem like a death wish when one considers that they have been paired in Group B with Tunisia, Algeria and a Senegalese squad teeming with superstars such as Sadio Mané of Liverpool, yet Zimbabwe’s Warriors seem unfazed.

The personnel at defending champions Côte d’Ivoire has changed drastically since they won the title against Ghana two years ago and both Gervinho and Yaya Toure are missing because of injury and retirement, but they should still prove too strong for Togo, Morocco and the DRC in Group C.

Ghana are still smarting from their failure to defeat Côte d’Ivoire in 2015, failing to hold their nerve and eventually losing in a shootout to the Ivorian Elephants — but nevertheless feel they have enough ammunition to gun down Egypt, Uganda and Mali in Group D.

Thursday, 12 January 2017

Hilarious Meme Compilation (Friday January 13)

As usual, we end the week with a meme compilation. Enjoy and share.


Nasri said, I'd love to play for Zidane's Real Madrid

   Samir Nasri says he would relish the chance to join Real Madrid and play under head coach Zinedine Zidane.
  The European champions are enjoying superb form under the former France star and will set a new Spanish record of 40 games unbeaten if they avoid defeat to Sevilla in the Copa del Rey on Thursday.
Nasri, who has impressed at the Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan since arriving on a season-long loan from Manchester City, was compared to Zidane early in his career and has been linked with a move to the Santiago Bernabeu in the past.
  And the 29-year-old says playing under the "incredible" former Madrid and Juve midfielder would be difficult to turn down.
Asked by Onze Mondial if he would like to work with Zidane, he replied: "Yes, of course. That would mean I would be playing for Real Madrid."
He continued: "It is rare that a player that is so good can become that good of a coach too. His career is simply incredible.
"In his first 32 games, he was ahead of [Pep] Guardiola, [Manuel] Pellegrini and [Jose] Mourinho in points won [in LaLiga]. He also won the Champions League, is currently sitting top of LaLiga and is unbeaten for many games. He is having an incredible season."
When it comes to comparisons with other players, however, Nasri identified Barcelona captain Andres Iniesta as the man he would like to emulate.
"I think he's the best," he said. "If somebody wanted to compare me to him, I'd be honoured."
Sevilla trail 3-0 from the first leg of their Copa del Rey last-16 tie but have had a fine season under Jorge Sampaoli, who has guided his side into the Champions League last 16 and into second place in the league table in his first campaign in charge.
And Nasri says Sevilla must continue to believe that they can upset Spain's traditional heavyweights and deliver domestic success this term.
"We are in a league that is far more equal than people think," he said. "It's true that there are two giants, but in the Champions League, the Copa del Rey and in the league and international games...with a little faith, you never know."
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Wednesday, 11 January 2017

President Magufuli shows support to Diamond as he heads to perform at the 2017 Africa Cup of Nations in Gabon (Photos)

Diamond Platnumz will be performing at the opening ceremony of the 2017 African Cup of Nations (AFCON) which starts on January 14th in Gabon.
Diamond will team up with Nigeria’s Mr. Flavour to entertain the crowd before the host nation takes on Guinea–Bissau in the first AFCON game.
The two artists have performed together before at various events, latest being at Glo-CAF Award 2016 in Abuja; they also collaborated to drop “Nana” hit song.
Diamond and Mr. Flavour
President Magufuli’s government showed its support for Diamond as he heads to perform in Gabon. Tanzania’s Minster for Sports, Culture and Art gave Diamond the national flag as a symbol of blessing from the government to represent the country in Gabon.
Diamond being handed Tanzania’s flag by Sports minister Nape Nnauye

The condolences poured from the minibus accident which killed the students

 Durban – Condolences have poured in from all quarters for the victims and families of a crash in Durban on Wednesday that claimed the lives of four school children and left 18 others injured. 


The three boys and a girl were killed when the minibus taxi in which they were travelling collided with a bus on Nyala Road in Durban's Ntuzuma Township.
National Freedom Party provincial chairman Vikizitha Mlotshwa said the accident added to an already high road death toll in the country.

 "We call on the MEC of Transport, Community Safety and Liaison Mr Mxolisi Thomas Kauda to make sure that all KZN schooler transports used to transport learners are in good condition before transporting, it is a fact that not all these transport used are in good conditions for our learners," he said.

The Democratic Alliance's provincial transport spokesman also expressed his condolences.

"We urge the Department of Transport to conduct an immediate investigation into this accident and that action be taken against those who failed to adhere to law. There must be consequences for those who have caused this tragedy," he said.

The Inkatha Freedom Party spokeswoman also expressed her party's condolences, saying that accidents continued to rob the province of young lives.

"We question what has happened to the safe scholar transport that was promised by the provincial government when we raised our concerns about children being transported on the back of bakkies. Many promises were made at the time but our children continue to die on our roads while travelling to school," she said.

Robert McKenzie, spokesman for the KwaZulu-Natal provincial Emergency Medical Service, said the accident took place on Nyala Road near the bus station.

"Initial reports were that there were six fatalities, however, it has now been confirmed that there are four fatalities, tragically it is school children who have sustained fatal injuries," he said.

He said the deceased were all below the age of 16 years.

ER24 spokesman Russel Meiring said that one side of the taxi had been ripped open.

McKenzie said 18 people had been injured and were taken to various hospitals, with one of the patients being airlifted to hospital by helicopter. Emergency services, including multiple ambulance services, were still on scene at the time of writing.

KwaZulu-Natal provincial education spokesman Sihle Mlotshwa said that he could confirm that it was four pupils who had died in the crash.

"This is a very sad day. It is meant to be a happy. I myself took my daughter to school and posted pictures of her. I can only begin to imagine what those parents are feeling. On behalf of the MEC I wish to express sincere condolences," said Mlotshwa.

Sunday, 8 January 2017

Ander Herrera: “My Dream is To Travel To Tanzania”


Manchester United midfielder Ander Herrera has revealed that Kenya is on his bucket list of countries to visit.

During a Twitter Q&A, a fan asked Herrera what countries he has never visited but would like to visit.

“Is there someone in the world you would like to visit where you haven’t been yet?”

“Kenya, Tanzania, Colombia, Argentina … I still have to travel a lot..” he replied, hinting at his love for an African safari.

He followed up with another tweet.

Many Kenyans commented to welcome him, but what caught my eyes was the many Tanzanians who were keen to remind him that Kilimanjaro is in their country and not in Kenya.

In recent times, Tanzania has displayed xenophobic behavior towards Kenyans in particular. Their deep dislike for Kenya is visible from the top to the bottom. President Magufuli in particular lashed out at Kenyans during the launch of a cable-stayed bridge in Dar. He accused them of ‘thinking that everything good is in their country’.

Many government policies have been specifically targeted at Kenyans. For instance, Tanzania has recently forced all telco companies to list at the Dar Stock Exchange. However, foreigners have been locked out of the IPOs. It’s good to note that of these foreigners, Kenyans would probably have accounted for more than 80%, which makes the move very suspicious.

Kenya on the other hand has been very inviting whenever there’s an IPO, and some of the biggest shareholders in Safaricom for example are the social security funds of Uganda and Rwanda.

Manifestations of Tanzania’s dislike and suspicion towards Kenya are also evident in simple issues, like during the Christmas season when State House Nairobi issued Christmas cards with a mountain in the background.

On a popular Tanzanian online forum, there was a huge debate on why Jubilee had issued cards with Mt. Kilimanjaro on the background. Tanzanians saw this as a confirmation that Kenya is out to ‘steal’ their mountain, never mind the pictured mountain could be Mount Kenya or simply a drawing.

You can follow the ‘bitter’ conversation about this Christmas card onJamiiforums.com.

Anyhow, Magufuli responded a few days later with this New Year’s card of his own.

Saturday, 7 January 2017

Rooney fights for the record of Sir Bobby Charlton in the FA


Rooney missed three league matches during the feast, which United won all after getting a hamstring injury in training on Christmas Day.

United manager Jose Mourinho has revealed that these players will play in the match to be dialed in the field of Old Trafford, adding that he has a broad band to make a choice.

Rooney will be fighting for the record all-time scoring and may have the opportunity to reach a record of Sir Bobby Charlton's legendari front of the Red Devils, who expected to witness the game.

Luke Shaw will also be present after weeks of anti-turn on his health and Daley Blind will also be present again after a missed West Ham goalkeeper Sergio Romero will start extra in the game today.