Hilarious Meme Compilation (Friday January 13)

As usual, we end the week with a meme compilation. Enjoy and share.

Chris Brown to fight Soulja Boy in celebrity boxing match

Chris Brown and Soulja Boy have signed up to go toe-to-toe in a celebrity boxing match.

Writing on Instagram, Soulja Boy said: “It’s going down! Signed my contract I’m leaving the fight with $1,000,000.”

According to the rapper the bout will take place in March in Las Vegas and in his corner will be one of the sports all-time greats.

“I got the best ever my big bro @floydmayweather training me damn,” he added.

Responding to the announcement Chris Brown told his 34m Instagram followers it was time to stop talking.

“Now that we have your undivided attention, boxing match set,” the singer wrote.

He added: “Legally. Man to Man. No more dissing and no more talking. We in the ring with it. Challenge accepted.”

The announcement comes following days of fiery exchanges between the pair via social media.

It apparently started after Soulja Boy, liked and left a comment below a picture on the profile of Karrueche Tran, Chris Brown’s ex-girlfriend.

The pair posted several videos and pictures mocking and threatening each other as the argument became more heated.

It wasn’t long before a physical challenge was issued and that seems to have been accepted by both parties.

The three round fight is being promoted by boxing great Floyd Mayweather.

Source: Bbc.co.uk

WATCH BB8, nvidia's self automatic driving car

This is BB8. It’s Nvidia’s autonomous car and it’s been driving around in California and New Jersey testing things out. It’s always nice when companies give their cars cutesy names (this one is, of course, borrowed from The Force Awakens) but between the upbeat music and the eager way the car explores the world with brightly colored boxes identifying other cars, traffic lights, and road signs, you can’t help but smile. Sure, we’ve seen similar videos before, but the fact that cars are freaking driving themselves is still mind blowing.

Nvidia is all-in on autonomous cars. Its supercomputer for self-driving cars is being used by everyone from Volvo to Roborace, and the company just inked deals with huge suppliers ZF and Bosch, and German automotive giant Audi, to help build more autonomous vehicles. For many situations, it’s clear that the autonomous technology is (nearly) ready — the tech is progressing so fast that it seems like we’re just waiting for government regulators to figure out how to make it all legal.

Nay Ataja Tofauti ya Diamond na Alikiba

 Nay wa Mitego amefunguka na kuweka wazi kuwa katika wanamuziki watatu wakubwa Tanzania wazuri kwake yeye Alikiba atakuwa namba moja ila katika wanamuziki wakubwa watatu wafanyabiashara basi Diamond Platnumz atakuwa namba moja.

Nay ambaye sasa anafanya vyema na wimbo wake ‘Sijiwezi’, amesema hayo kupitia kipindi cha Planet Bongo cha EATV na kusema siku zote yeye amekuwa akimkubali sana Alikiba ingawa anatambua wazi mtaani kuna tetesi kuwa hawezi kufanya naye kazi kutokana na yeye kuwa na uswahiba na Diamond Platnumz.

“Watu wanajenga picha kuwa mimi na Alikiba siwezi kufanya naye kazi sababu tu ya uswahiba wangu na Diamond ni kweli Alikiba si mshikaji wangu lakini leo hii ukiuliza nikutajie wanamuziki watatu wazuri Tanzania wa kwanza nitamtaja Alikiba, lakini pia ukisema nitaje wasanii watatu wakubwa wafanyabiashara basi nitamtaja Diamond Platnumz” alisema Nay wa Mitego.

All The Trending Images This Wednesday

The Christmas mood is slowly disappearing and the reality of ‘Njaanuary’ settling in. As usual, we start the day with a collection of the trending memes, images and tweets. 

Avril calls out deejays that do not play Kenyan music

 

That Kenyan deejays do not play local songs is a complaint that is all too familiar in the music industry.

It’s a tired old song but artistes, especially singer Avril have vowed not to get tired of singing it. The Yule Dame star was at a football match last week and was irked when she did not hear a Kenyan song play at the game and ended up calling out the deejay.

“I was annoyed that I was at a Kenyan football finale where the team I support, Tusker FC, won and there wasn’t a single Kenyan song being played, urban or traditional. Is that what we have become? A country with no identity? No culture that we have to borrow other countries’ culture when celebrating our own success?” Avril told Showbuzz.

The singer adds that she is not afraid to criticise deejays playing foreign music.

“It really saddens me. As an artiste I will keep releasing more music and I will speak up if I feel we are forgetting ourselves whether it steps on some toes or not,” she vowed

Bruno Mars You Jacked Our Jam ... Now We're Gonna Funk You Up!!!

Bruno Mars' monster hit "Uptown Funk"  is a thinly-veiled replica of a groovy tune back in the day ... and now the OG band is out for blood in court.
Mars and "Uptown Funk" producer Mark Ronson are among many names listed in a lawsuit filed by members from the music group, Collage.  The band released a single in 1983 called "Young Girls" and claim Bruno's Billboard #1 is a dead-on copy in rhythm, harmony, melody and structure.

It's interesting -- Collage claims  Ronson and Mars have been big fans of Minneapolis/1980s electro-funk soul ... of which Collage was a part, along with Prince and others. The suit claims there's reason to believe Ronson and Mars have heard and been influenced by "Young Girls."
The stakes are enormous.  "Uptown Funk" is Mars' biggest song to date ... selling more than 6.1 million copies.  It's the second-longest number-one hit single in Billboard history, and makes the label alone a reported $100k a week via streaming on Spotify.
Collage -- only has one living member -- but he's alive and kicking ... demanding a cut of the profits and a stop to "Uptown Funk."

“Publicity Stunts are not in my Menu”- Ali Kiba

Many celebrities today use publicity stunts to push their work out there. It has become a common trend even to gospel artists. Celebs feel like no stunt is bad publicity and so they would do just about anything for publicity. However, Tanzanian heartthrob Ali Kiba has distanced himself from this behavior. The Aje hit maker has just revealed that he dislikes publicity stunts and would never get himself involved in anyway.
Speaking during an interview with Tanzania’s cloud TV, the singer said that publicity stunts are not in his menu. He also said that he does not know how to brag about his wealth like most Tanzanian artists do.

Kwanza kwangu mimi hicho kitu hakipo, sijui kusema mimi nina hela. Na kuna watu wengine wanaongopa kwa kusema uongo tu kwasababu watanzania tumeshakubali kupelekwa na hiyo.
Lakini kuna baadhi pia ya watanzania wapo makini sana, huwa hawakubali kitu kirahisi na kuna wengine ni wepesi sana kuamini. Na hizi kiki zinakuja kwasababu watu wanaamini. Mimi binafsi sitaki kabisa hivyo vitu na sitokuja kufanya na kama kuna watu wanafanya hivyo vitu mimo nimewaambia unajua kila mtu ana identity yake kwamba hawa ni watu wa aina hii na hawa ni hii.
Ukiongea kitu mtu mwenye akili zake timamu anajua kabisa hii si kweli na Alikiba hawezi kufanya hivyo. Ila huyu anaweza kufanya hivyo na huyu hawezi kufanya hivyo ila Alikiba anaweza fanya hivyo,” He said

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It’s all about the strength of a woman in Avril’s latest song

Kenya’s sultry songstress Avril has released a brand new song which extols the women who never give up and always keeps fighting.
The song, Yule Dame, basically gives encouragement and celebrates all the women working hard to achieve their dreams regardless of the situations they are dealt with every day.
“It’s a song that speaks to the strength of a woman; a special tribute to every superwoman out there rising above, time and time again,” the singer said in a statement.
Her new song is a departure from what the Kapuka sound that she is famous for. In the video she enlists woman from different spheres of life; from those who sell charcoal, prison warders to tailors. A smiling Nairobi Women representative Racheal Shebesh also makes a cameo.

“I was extremely humbled to have all these super women from all spheres of life agree to be part of this project through the video because the song resonated with them. I hope that this song once heard, gives a woman out there the reason to dust herself off and move on regardless,” said Avril.
The song written by Amileena, produced by DJ Space for MOB Studios and directed by N.X.T a talented duo from Zambia..
The song is a fairly new sound introduced to the Kenyan music scene and the track is partly electronic and partly acoustic with a live feel.
“Avril has certainly evolved musically and specifically vocally, hence giving her female fans something to enjoy and celebrate femininity and women successes during this festive season. She is definitely the Kenyan and East African diva to watch out for this coming year,” said DJ Space.

Queen of comedy Teacher Wanjiku makes grand comeback

It seems to be the season of comebacks and Teacher Wanjiku is not one to be left behind. After leaving Churchill Show unceremoniously and briefly attempting to start her own, Teacher Wanjiku’s hiatus left many Kenyans wondering what happened to the one time funniest Kenyan stand-up comedian.
She kicked off her comeback tour last Friday with a one-man show at the Kenya National Theatre.
Although the show was a resounding success, her return begs a lot of questions. In this Nairobi News exclusive we sought to clear the air.
Nairobi News: Now that you are back, are you planning to reclaim your spot on TV?
Teacher Wanjiku: No. I am not planning to go back to TV. I want to tour all the major Kenyan towns with my show, The 11 Commandment, then go to the (United) States.
NN: Why don’t you want to go back to TV?
TW: Every comedian dreams of doing a one-man show, but in Kenya we focus too much on TV and adverts. Our core business is to make people laugh; we are performers not MC to usher in artistes. Doing a one-man show enables me to do that.
NN: So, where were you?
TW: My first pregnancy was hectic, I was still hustling so I had to work throughout. So, this time I took time off to have my baby and take care of my family.
NN: What do you say to your critics who think you left because you lost relevance?
TW: When you are at the peak of your career, there is a danger of giving people too much, when you take a break you give them a chance to miss you. I was beginning to be predictable, and as an experienced performer, I knew it was time to take a break. I just came back and I already have a deal with Bata so I am not doing too bad. My show was a success and we are already planning for the next one.
NN: What’s your advice to upcoming comedians?
TW: Build a firm foundation, establish a fun base that will remember when you are gone. You need to take a break every now and then, but if you are memorable then people will always remember you. Most comedians don’t have the guts to leave, that is why they dry up. Let’s also stop putting each other down, we all take different paths to the top. Just because you have achieved what I haven’t doesn’t mean you are better than me.

Mariah Carey Demands $50 million from Billionaire James Packer

 

Popular R n B singer Mariah Carey spilt from her billionaire fiancé James Packer following a chaotic fight they had in September.  James had proposed to the singer during the same month with a $10million dollar ring which she has not taken off since their separation. The former couple has not seen each other since the fight but latest reports from American tabloids reveal that she plans on keeping the love token but that is not all she claims.

TMZ reports that Mariah wants a $50million settlement from Packer. The singer believes that he owes her this amount of cash for moving her twins from New York to Los Angeles so that he could be closer to his own children. The report also reveals that Packer had made financial pledges to Mariah while they were dating which she wants him to accomplish.

Mariah and James

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Femi One Trashes Fellow Female Rappers In a Merciless Diss Track

Remember the Who Is King Craze? the one that got Khaligraph ,King Kaka and Juliani to battle it out for the ‘King of Rap’ title and bragging rights? Well, that was last year and it saw a number of diss tracks released as each and everyone involved tried to redeem themselves. It was all started by Juliani who dropped ‘Lord Forgive Me’ in which he savagely dissed the aforementioned. King Kaka and Khaligraph responded with their own diss tracks in response to Juliani’s. More rappers like Small Lethalz, Patrick Irvine,Raj,Kevo KForce and Oksyde also joined in and dropped theirs too.

The craze, rather ‘Who Is King’ bug bit Njeri, a female rapper who picked a bone to chew with fellow rappers like Femi  One, King Kaka and Kristoff in her diss track dubbed ‘Cheza’. However, her diss track targeted Femi One in particular.


Njeri
Njeri claimed Femi One has ghost writers behind her songs and also went ahead to reveal how the latter was getting a raw deal from her ‘broke’ label, Kaka Empire which is headed by King Kaka.

Femi One
Well, a year down the line and Femi One has decided to respond to Njeri with one hell of a diss track dubbed ‘Pilau Njeri’ ,in which she does not only go hard on Njeri but also other female rappers like Sosuun, Noti Flow and Kush Tracey . The video to the jam begins with an old footage of Njeri shouting out to artists she grew up listening to, including Femi One herself. Femi goes ahead to dig on Njeri bit by bit with hard and harsh unforgiving lines.
”/tuma reply uone niki clap back/alafu nikuone mtaa chipo mwitu na snapback/
/mnaniona less juu huwa nadu more/nilifunzwa na legends unajua signs ya master na student/
/wacha vire hatukuerewi/ hii ni fluent
/so manager wako alicall wangu/ tafadhali collabo/
/trash music Njeri bado hatupei no mind/ hiyo jina ndo hatupendi/”Femi raps
Without much ado, check out Femi One’s diss ‘Pilau Njeri’ which am sure will wreck havoc.

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No Chills! Controversial Journalist viciously attacks Kerigo Ng”arau for losing her job

Royal Media Services recently announced that they have let go some of their workers and released a list to name those who will no longer work in the Company. The most shocking names to be let go were former Citizen TV news anchors, TerryAnne Chebet and Kirigo Ng’arau. A controversial Journalist and blogger has attacked Kirigo barely a day after the Hurlingham based media house fired her.

Jimmie and Kirigo Ng’arau
Jimmie Bonnie viciously attacked her online stating that the former news anchor was worthless when she worked for the TV station. He referred to her using a few unflattering names and this angered many Kenyans who have seen his totally ridiculous post. Social media users termed him sadistic and uncouth following his attack on Kirigo.

It is sad for a person who has been on our screens for a while now to be fired and get such insults from a fellow journalist.

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This Photo of a Young Larry Madowo is The Ultimate Throwback

 

We all come from somewhere, most of us have grown up in a not so well off background thankfully things changed somewhere along the way. Thanks to #ThrowbackThursday we have all had a glimpse of how peoples childhood was,we have laughed but most importantly we have learned never to judge anyone’s past.Yesterday Larry Madowo took us down memory lane with a photo of himself in his youthful days. From the picture Larry seems to have probably been working at one of his first jobs if not his first one. In the photo Larry is dressed in a yellow shirt, golden tie and black official trousers looking a bit tired and ’emaciated’ for lack of a better word.
The photo is a clear description of the phase ‘you are never ugly just broke’.

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Visita Kicked Out Of Hela Records Days After Claiming The Studio Was His

I will always live to remember some wise words from my first ever employer in the blogging field. ’Never ever believe anything you see or hear about local celebrities until you are completely certain’ were his exact words.His words recently came to play after some shocking revelation about former Grand Pa Records producer Visita surfaced.Visita who was kicked out of Grand Pa after a nasty exchange with his boss Refigah,came out to claim that he had opened his own Studio, Hela Records which he has been flaunting and promoting on social media.


However,in an ugly turn of events ,a fellow producer at the studio has accused Visita for trying to lie to the public that Hela Records was his. According to the producer , known as Jilly, who is also the sole owner of Hela Records, Visita lied to people about the Mombasa Road based studio and he now wants the troubled Visita to keep off his property .Jilly claims he was shocked to see Visita posting photos of the studio on social media claiming it was his.
 
‘’The truth is that I rented out my High Level Studio to Visita for about two days but to my utmost shock,I learned through social media that they(Visita and Kenrazy) had branded a logo on my studio,replacing mine and therefore making it look like the studio is now theirs.’’Jilly said in an interview with a local magazine

Visita had also revealed in various interviews that he owns the studio and that it was time to make ‘Hela’(money).Angered by Visita’s ploy ,Jilly was forced to evict the producer who I can authoritatively say is now jobless. ’’This is not right. It is a big lie to my clients who are now wondering what is going on and if I have moved out of my studio.For that matter,I have already asked Visita and Kenrazy to move out and never to come back.’’Jilly added.

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Watch Eric Omondi Acted As Sarafina (VIDEO)

 

Eric Omondi is the one of the best comedian in East Africa. In his episodes of How to be, Eric has tried to be like someone who is really concern.....he has acted as Diamond Platnumz, Akothee, President of Tanzania, Dr. Magufuli and so many more.

Watch here down an episode that Eric Omondi acted like Sarafina, at the scene where Sarafina with her school mates get to school while the school burnt.

 

How To Be Like President Magufuli - Eric Omondi (VIDEO)

 

Eric Omondi is the one of the best comedian in East Africa. In his episodes of How to be, Eric has tried to be with someone who is really concern.....he has acted as Diamond Platnumz, Akothee, President of Tanzania, Dr Magufuli and so many more.

Watch the full video of How to be Magufuli 

Comedian Teacher Mpamire Finally Lands Zungu Babe

 Fun Factory member Mendo,also popular for his teacher Mpamire character must have finally kicked his bachelorhood away on a struggle to find a Visa to the dream country.

The president mimic stormed centenary park based comedy house Laftaz lounge hand in hand with a yet to be identified mzungu babe. The two kept touching and cozy to each,of course just like a sharp Ugandan guy. Mendo tried all those PDA moves(public display of affection) all in the name of a Visa target.

Each comedian that got on stage threw hot jokes on him but Mendo gave a deaf ear and concentrated much on the Zungu drinks she had bought for the night.

'My Show Is Dedicated To All The Strong Women Out There' - Fille

singer Fille will be holding her concert this November 25th at Rooftop garden city where she will treat revelers to an exciting performance.

The Mbeera Eno star is surely excited to this golden opportunity and shared her bundle of joy on facebook.

"This concert is dedicated to all women out there
Who say I will make it
I will work hard
I will stand for the right
I am beautiful
I believe in me
I know who I am....
#25th_November
#GardenCityRoofTop" posted the singer .

This will be Fille's second concert after last year's sold-out show at Centenary park based Laftaz lounge.

Video: Davido Ft. Tinashe – How Long

 

The long awaited collaboration from Afrobeats superstar  Davido after signed the Sony Music Global deal few months ago has finally arrived. This Stella tune is titled "How Long" and it features superstar musician Tinashe.

This amazing love struck single that will blow your mind was produced by our very own - Spellz.

Do not also forget to grab Davido's Son of Mercy E.P drop today the 14th of October.

Watch the video here down nad don't forget to leave your comment.