Friday, 13 January 2017

Life or Death: What AFCON Means to Our Football-Mad Continent

Some South Africans may give the biennial Africa Cup of Nations tournament a cursory glance, perhaps because of Bafana Bafana’s failure to qualify for the event that gets underway in Gabon this weekend. But most of the continent will be glued to the action coming out of the West African state.

Naturally, reports coming out of Gabon, which has just experienced unprecedented violence precipitated by disputed presidential elections, are disconcerting.

Workers were said to be putting in double shifts to complete upgrades to the airport in Oyem, where Côte d’Ivoire, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Togo and Morocco will be based, and journalists were frantically trying to secure flights as the prospect of a 400km drive from Libreville to Oyem loomed large.

Cameroon, the country that gave the world the hip-wriggling, gap-toothed Roger Milla, was in the news as eight senior players withdrew from national duty, citing all sorts of bizarre excuses.

Had it not been for their abundance of talent, Cameroon would be going to Afcon on a wing and a prayer following the withdrawal of high-profile players including Joel Matip (Liverpool) and Allan Nyom (West Bromwich Albion).

Zimbabwe, back among Africa’s sporting elite since 2008, snubbed a gala dinner hosted in their honour until their federation pledged to abide by an agreement that entitled each player to $5 000 in appearance fees per match.

Nothing much about Afcon has changed since it began in 1957 following a successful meeting between Egypt, South Africa, Sudan and Ethiopia in Lisbon the previous year.

But there was drama after South Africa’s representative, Fred Fell, asked to bring either an all-black or an all-white team to the tournament, but not a mixed squad, as that would have contravened the Nationalist government’s apartheid policy.

His proposal was rejected, South Africa were expelled and Ethiopia qualified for the final by default. Egypt and Sudan contested the semifinal and the Pharaohs went on to defeat both teams to become the first holders of the trophy.

Afcon has since grown from a four-nation event into one contested by 16 nations, and Confederation of African Football (CAF) president Issa Hayatou is adamant that it should remain so.

In 1996 Nigeria refused to defend their trophy in South Africa following a political spat. General Sani Abacha barred the team from competing after then president Nelson Mandela had lambasted him for the execution of writer Ken Saro-Wiwa.

In 2017 it is not Nigeria’s refusal to travel but rather their inability to qualify for the second consecutive time that is keeping them out of the continental showpiece. Zambia also failed to qualify.

The tournament marks the first time that Guinea-Bissau will participate in Afcon’s 60-year history and also sees Uganda’s return after a 39-year absence.

Afcon has always been a cauldron of drama, sometimes spilling off the pitch.

Those who have followed the African game will recall that the 1986 finals staged in Egypt, which is the headquarters of CAF, took place in the middle of a failed coup d’état when some upstart army officer from Alexandria tried to take over the government.

Veteran African journalist Emmanuel Maradas recalls: “Security was tight and arrangements for the tournament to proceed were put in place. The tournament went ahead as scheduled and there was security at every match.

“The Egyptian team was under pressure to win. Their first game was against Senegal and every fan demanded an Egyptian victory and they were banging on their drums and singing in the stands.

“Senegal scored, 1-0. Sulky, oppressive silence enveloped the stadium, perhaps even the entire country. The fans started throwing objects towards state president Hosni Mubarak. They were blaming him for the defeat!”

Egypt recovered from this setback and went on to qualify for the final, but faced losing talismanic striker Taher Abou Zeid to suspension.

But after some choice words and political wrangling, the referee did an about-turn, apologising for issuing the offensive card. CAF subsequently overturned Zeid’s suspension.

And the drama didn’t stop there. With the final against Cameroon heading to penalties, a Cameroonian minister ran on to the pitch and allegedly told his players: “Miss the penalties. If we win, the stadium will go wild. It’s not worth our lives. Miss them!”

“There was this politician telling stars like Roger Milla, Emmanuel Kundé, Stephen Tataw, Emile Mbouh, Cyril Makanaky, Kana Biyik to miss their penalty kicks. And I’ve never seen such lazy penalties, Kundé missed — he never missed a penalty in his career before! Egypt won 5-4!” wrote Maradas.

But refereeing has improved tremendously over the years and although there are a few glitches now and then, as when one man in black awarded Burkina Faso two highly controversial penalties against South Africa, the handling of Afcon matches has been generally fair.

This year, Group A is headlined by hosts Gabon, who boast one of the deadliest marksmen in the game — Pierre Emerick-Aubameyang. They open their account against newcomers Guinea-Bissau in a group that also has Burkina Faso and a depleted Cameroon.

If wishes were horses, even beggars would ride. But one is allowed to dream and although they seem to have been thrown to the wolves, Zimbabwe, buoyed by a 1-1 draw against Cameroon in Yaoundé on Tuesday, are walking on air.

It might seem like a death wish when one considers that they have been paired in Group B with Tunisia, Algeria and a Senegalese squad teeming with superstars such as Sadio Mané of Liverpool, yet Zimbabwe’s Warriors seem unfazed.

The personnel at defending champions Côte d’Ivoire has changed drastically since they won the title against Ghana two years ago and both Gervinho and Yaya Toure are missing because of injury and retirement, but they should still prove too strong for Togo, Morocco and the DRC in Group C.

Ghana are still smarting from their failure to defeat Côte d’Ivoire in 2015, failing to hold their nerve and eventually losing in a shootout to the Ivorian Elephants — but nevertheless feel they have enough ammunition to gun down Egypt, Uganda and Mali in Group D.

Thursday, 12 January 2017

Hilarious Meme Compilation (Friday January 13)

As usual, we end the week with a meme compilation. Enjoy and share.


Nasri said, I'd love to play for Zidane's Real Madrid

   Samir Nasri says he would relish the chance to join Real Madrid and play under head coach Zinedine Zidane.
  The European champions are enjoying superb form under the former France star and will set a new Spanish record of 40 games unbeaten if they avoid defeat to Sevilla in the Copa del Rey on Thursday.
Nasri, who has impressed at the Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan since arriving on a season-long loan from Manchester City, was compared to Zidane early in his career and has been linked with a move to the Santiago Bernabeu in the past.
  And the 29-year-old says playing under the "incredible" former Madrid and Juve midfielder would be difficult to turn down.
Asked by Onze Mondial if he would like to work with Zidane, he replied: "Yes, of course. That would mean I would be playing for Real Madrid."
He continued: "It is rare that a player that is so good can become that good of a coach too. His career is simply incredible.
"In his first 32 games, he was ahead of [Pep] Guardiola, [Manuel] Pellegrini and [Jose] Mourinho in points won [in LaLiga]. He also won the Champions League, is currently sitting top of LaLiga and is unbeaten for many games. He is having an incredible season."
When it comes to comparisons with other players, however, Nasri identified Barcelona captain Andres Iniesta as the man he would like to emulate.
"I think he's the best," he said. "If somebody wanted to compare me to him, I'd be honoured."
Sevilla trail 3-0 from the first leg of their Copa del Rey last-16 tie but have had a fine season under Jorge Sampaoli, who has guided his side into the Champions League last 16 and into second place in the league table in his first campaign in charge.
And Nasri says Sevilla must continue to believe that they can upset Spain's traditional heavyweights and deliver domestic success this term.
"We are in a league that is far more equal than people think," he said. "It's true that there are two giants, but in the Champions League, the Copa del Rey and in the league and international games...with a little faith, you never know."
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Wednesday, 11 January 2017

President Magufuli shows support to Diamond as he heads to perform at the 2017 Africa Cup of Nations in Gabon (Photos)

Diamond Platnumz will be performing at the opening ceremony of the 2017 African Cup of Nations (AFCON) which starts on January 14th in Gabon.
Diamond will team up with Nigeria’s Mr. Flavour to entertain the crowd before the host nation takes on Guinea–Bissau in the first AFCON game.
The two artists have performed together before at various events, latest being at Glo-CAF Award 2016 in Abuja; they also collaborated to drop “Nana” hit song.
Diamond and Mr. Flavour
President Magufuli’s government showed its support for Diamond as he heads to perform in Gabon. Tanzania’s Minster for Sports, Culture and Art gave Diamond the national flag as a symbol of blessing from the government to represent the country in Gabon.
Diamond being handed Tanzania’s flag by Sports minister Nape Nnauye

The condolences poured from the minibus accident which killed the students

 Durban – Condolences have poured in from all quarters for the victims and families of a crash in Durban on Wednesday that claimed the lives of four school children and left 18 others injured. 


The three boys and a girl were killed when the minibus taxi in which they were travelling collided with a bus on Nyala Road in Durban's Ntuzuma Township.
National Freedom Party provincial chairman Vikizitha Mlotshwa said the accident added to an already high road death toll in the country.

 "We call on the MEC of Transport, Community Safety and Liaison Mr Mxolisi Thomas Kauda to make sure that all KZN schooler transports used to transport learners are in good condition before transporting, it is a fact that not all these transport used are in good conditions for our learners," he said.

The Democratic Alliance's provincial transport spokesman also expressed his condolences.

"We urge the Department of Transport to conduct an immediate investigation into this accident and that action be taken against those who failed to adhere to law. There must be consequences for those who have caused this tragedy," he said.

The Inkatha Freedom Party spokeswoman also expressed her party's condolences, saying that accidents continued to rob the province of young lives.

"We question what has happened to the safe scholar transport that was promised by the provincial government when we raised our concerns about children being transported on the back of bakkies. Many promises were made at the time but our children continue to die on our roads while travelling to school," she said.

Robert McKenzie, spokesman for the KwaZulu-Natal provincial Emergency Medical Service, said the accident took place on Nyala Road near the bus station.

"Initial reports were that there were six fatalities, however, it has now been confirmed that there are four fatalities, tragically it is school children who have sustained fatal injuries," he said.

He said the deceased were all below the age of 16 years.

ER24 spokesman Russel Meiring said that one side of the taxi had been ripped open.

McKenzie said 18 people had been injured and were taken to various hospitals, with one of the patients being airlifted to hospital by helicopter. Emergency services, including multiple ambulance services, were still on scene at the time of writing.

KwaZulu-Natal provincial education spokesman Sihle Mlotshwa said that he could confirm that it was four pupils who had died in the crash.

"This is a very sad day. It is meant to be a happy. I myself took my daughter to school and posted pictures of her. I can only begin to imagine what those parents are feeling. On behalf of the MEC I wish to express sincere condolences," said Mlotshwa.

Sunday, 8 January 2017

Ander Herrera: “My Dream is To Travel To Tanzania”


Manchester United midfielder Ander Herrera has revealed that Kenya is on his bucket list of countries to visit.

During a Twitter Q&A, a fan asked Herrera what countries he has never visited but would like to visit.

“Is there someone in the world you would like to visit where you haven’t been yet?”

“Kenya, Tanzania, Colombia, Argentina … I still have to travel a lot..” he replied, hinting at his love for an African safari.

He followed up with another tweet.

Many Kenyans commented to welcome him, but what caught my eyes was the many Tanzanians who were keen to remind him that Kilimanjaro is in their country and not in Kenya.

In recent times, Tanzania has displayed xenophobic behavior towards Kenyans in particular. Their deep dislike for Kenya is visible from the top to the bottom. President Magufuli in particular lashed out at Kenyans during the launch of a cable-stayed bridge in Dar. He accused them of ‘thinking that everything good is in their country’.

Many government policies have been specifically targeted at Kenyans. For instance, Tanzania has recently forced all telco companies to list at the Dar Stock Exchange. However, foreigners have been locked out of the IPOs. It’s good to note that of these foreigners, Kenyans would probably have accounted for more than 80%, which makes the move very suspicious.

Kenya on the other hand has been very inviting whenever there’s an IPO, and some of the biggest shareholders in Safaricom for example are the social security funds of Uganda and Rwanda.

Manifestations of Tanzania’s dislike and suspicion towards Kenya are also evident in simple issues, like during the Christmas season when State House Nairobi issued Christmas cards with a mountain in the background.

On a popular Tanzanian online forum, there was a huge debate on why Jubilee had issued cards with Mt. Kilimanjaro on the background. Tanzanians saw this as a confirmation that Kenya is out to ‘steal’ their mountain, never mind the pictured mountain could be Mount Kenya or simply a drawing.

You can follow the ‘bitter’ conversation about this Christmas card onJamiiforums.com.

Anyhow, Magufuli responded a few days later with this New Year’s card of his own.

Saturday, 7 January 2017

Rooney fights for the record of Sir Bobby Charlton in the FA


Rooney missed three league matches during the feast, which United won all after getting a hamstring injury in training on Christmas Day.

United manager Jose Mourinho has revealed that these players will play in the match to be dialed in the field of Old Trafford, adding that he has a broad band to make a choice.

Rooney will be fighting for the record all-time scoring and may have the opportunity to reach a record of Sir Bobby Charlton's legendari front of the Red Devils, who expected to witness the game.

Luke Shaw will also be present after weeks of anti-turn on his health and Daley Blind will also be present again after a missed West Ham goalkeeper Sergio Romero will start extra in the game today.

The order of Vice-President to the Commission for Judges and Magistrates women in tackling corruption, sexual harassment and sexual abuse


Vice President of the United Republic of Tanzania Samia Suluhu Hassan has instructed judges and magistrates women across the country to fight effectively in tackling corruption, sexual abuse and sexual abuse to help women get their rights basis and without discrimination in society.

Settlement Vice President Samia Hassan has issued the directive in Dar es Salaam when he opened the eighth General Assembly of the Association of Judges and Magistrates women Tanzania (TAWJA).

The Vice President also warned about sexual corruption done by some of the actors who have been authorized to say such behavior is bad and should ikomeshwa once in the community.
She said that such acts of sexual abuse and impeded efforts to restrict women's access to social services and governmental accordingly including education, employment and welfare rights for women.
Moreover Settlement Vice President Samia Hassan thanked the World Association of Women Judges (IAWJ) for his contribution and support TAWJA in a three year program to combat abuse of power and sexual corruption.

The Vice President also commended the Ministry of Justice and Constitutional, UN Women and other stakeholders to support TAWJA fight all forms of discrimination and violence against women and children in the country.

She said human rights education issued by the Association has brought change to many through training and publications and effort that must be added to the service that it can reach out to more people across the country.

She stressed the members of the Association of TAWJA continue to provide support in helping women and children who are oppressed for their deprivation in the community so they can get their rights in the country.

For his part, the Chief Justice of the United Republic of Tanzania Mohamed Chande Othman Vice President has assured that the strategy of consolidation of the activities of the judiciary is well underway aim is to do justice to citizens across the country without discrimination.

The motto of the VIII General Assembly of the Association of Judges and Magistrates Tanzania (TAWJA) "Leading the way to reach the requirement of access to justice for all and on time".

Friday, 6 January 2017

Today's magazine January, 7



Photo: Popular Nollywood star, Aki welcomes first child


Renowned Nollywood actor, Chinedu Ikedieze, popularly known as Aki, has been blessed with a child.

The diminutive actor took to his Instagram page @chineduikedieze to make the announcement, although he did not disclose the sex of the child.

With a photo attachment of the baby, he wrote: “UNTO US A CHILD IS BORN.”
 Recall that Aki has been married to his wife, Nneoma Nwaijah since 2011.

Source: Dailypost.ng

Video vixens are not prostitutes, says renowned videographer Clarence Peters

RENOWNED music video director Clarence Peter has cleared the air on the matter relating to the women he uses in his video shoots following the assumptions that the women used are prostitutes.

In a recent interview, he said that people should stop drawing conclusions. According to him, it is wrong for anyone to draw conclusions and that any right thinking person should desist from such.

He was quoted saying:

“I have heard people say that the ladies who appear in the videos we shoot are prostitutes. I think that is wrong because these ladies work hard for the money they earn.

“I can’t speak for others but I can tell you that these girls work very hard to add beauty to the job we do. That they appear the way they do does not mean they are harlots, who sleep with people to make money. For crying out loud, dancing is a big deal and you really need to know what they go through on set and they are usually stressed just to make sure the concept is not defeated.

“As far as I am concerned,these ladies earn better than their mates who work in banks. I was told that those who work in banks earn between N100,000 and N200,000 every month. You don’t want to know how much the ladies charge per shoot.”

Source: Allure.vanguardngr.com

Sauti Sol singer denies driving drunk after being involved in accident

SAUTI Sol group member, Savara Mudigi has dismissed claims that he was driving under the influence of alcohol during a minor accident that he was involved in on Thursday morning.

The incident took place in the wee hours of the morning where the singer says he was on his way to the studio. He says his car and that of another motorist just scratched each other, and the two of them were able to come into an agreement and resolve the situation.

“I was not drunk you can even check with the police records, my car only sustained a small scratch since it was not a big impact. I do not know why the public might want to blow it out of proportions and going further ahead to post lies on social media, without getting their facts correct,” says Savara.

This comes after one social media user suggested that Savara was driving under the influence.

Source: Nairobinews.nation.co.ke 

5 Relationship Resolutions That You Shouldn’t Skip Out On For 2017

 HELLO, 2017. The brannd New Year is here and the perfect time to wipe that slate clean and fix everything that went wrong with life last year. If you weren’t too happy with the way your relationship shaped up in 2016, now is the perfect time to examine things and fix matters. Whatever your resolution list is, be sure that you include these five practices to ensure that you have happier and healthier relationships in 2017.
1. Dinner Dates

You might find them overrated or even a chore at times (all that dressing up can be a pain). However, date nights are the perfect way to put in some effort into an otherwise monotonous relationship and spice up the game. Plan some great dates, dress up, send him surprise gifts and simply have fun.
2. Flirt More

With each other of course. You know that amazing “butterflies in your stomach” warm feeling you would get each time your eyes met across the room? Recreate that kind of magic again. Tease him in front of his friends, grab his hand when he is least expecting it, hug him in the middle of a conversation … just make things magical again.
3. Make Space

Figuratively and literally, make space for each other. Put him high up there on your priority list (don’t forget to call him because you were in meetings all day long), give him his space at home (let him sit on the sofa and binge watch Netflix if he wants) and watch the difference. Once you start treating each other as priorities, and not as people who can be pushed around because they’ll understand, you’ll automatically see a shift in your relationship.
4. Don’t Demand Perfection

Because then you are setting him and yourself up for failure. No one is perfect and you both are bound to mess up every once in a while. So forgive yourself and him and learn to let go.
5. Stop Comparing

There are always going to be a million people who seem to be having a better relationships than you. Their Facebook profiles are more fun, their status updates seems like they are having a ball … but are they really? Stop comparing your relationship and just have fun with what you have.

CHAD decided to close the border with Libya to worry fighting

         
    Chad has shut down its border along with Libya and is now planning to deploy troops to the area in an effort to prevent infiltration of militant fighters fleeing conflict in its war-torn northern neighbour.
Chad worried thatA fighters will flee south across the border with groups that have converged towards the south of Libya, just adjacent to Northen parts of the country.
   Libya was plunge into war in a 2011 uprising that toppled Muammar Gaddafi. The Unity government has been successful in ousting the Islamic State from its former stronghold of Sirte, but has failed to take control of the already captured regions..
   Chad’s army has become one of the region’s strongest, and it now plays a key role in efforts to combat Boko Haram – an Islamic State affiliate group – in neighbouring Nigeria. It also confronted attacks by the Islamist militant group on its own soil.        


Diamond Platnumz finally responds to Darassa CMG’s claims that he shouldn’t call himself Simba and that’s he’s using Witchcraft to finish him

Exclusive: Diamond Platnumz finally responds to Darassa CMG's claims that he shouldn't call himself Simba and that's he's using Witchcraft to finish him
A question that has been ringing in people’s heads for a while now, is Darassa CMG seriously taking shots at Diamond Platnumz- Africa’s main man? And if yes, why? Is it because he has one big hit single? Or is just a ploy to use Diamond’s name in gaining popularity? A lot of artists have done that before.
Well, I reached out to Diamond’s management, Babu Tale just to be specific and Darassa may be way over himself. But before we let you in on the juice, let’s start from the beginning.
It started off when sometime last year Darassa CMG dropped a song alongside Ben Pol called Muziki. It became an instant receiving massive airplay across the board. What however caught most people’s attention are the lyrics in the song which seemed to take a jab at Baba Tiffah. Here they are:
Darassa CMG and his lyrica attacking Diamond
At that time everyone took a step back and assumed the guy was just doing his thing so nobody bothered, they went back to enjoying the song. That was up until Darassa CMG went for an interview in one of the popular TV stations and he was asked that lingering question. This is what he responded:
“Ningekuwa Diamond nisingejiita simba, ninavyomuona Diamond ni zaidi ya Simba, kuna watu wanaua simba, simba, kajichanganya, kaingia kijijini kapotea, Diamond kwa kitu anachofanya ni zaidi ya simba, angeweza kujiita jina lingine lolote kubwa, kafanya vitu vingi sana” He said.
Acts of black magic on Darassa CMG
Witchdoctor performing voodoo on Darassa CMG
From there on we knew it was on. Then pictures emerged of a witchdoctor performing acts of black magic apparently to stop Darassa’s popularity and facilitate his downfall and people couldn’t help but wonder if Diamond and his Wasafi crew were behind those acts.
Well, exclusively on Ghafla and straight from the horses’ mouth. Diamond’s management is not aware of all this hullabaloo, they are not aware anybody has any beef with them. “Ati beef? Mh ndio nakusikia wewe. Sisi atuna matatizo na mtu yeyote” Babu Tale made it clear.
It looks Diamond and the whole Wasafi fraternity is not keen on giving Darassa his much sought after 15 seconds of fame and they would rather concentrate on the hustle.
So there, case closed!