The Christmas mood is slowly disappearing and the reality of ‘Njaanuary’ settling in. As usual, we start the day with a collection of the trending memes, images and tweets.
Tuesday, 3 January 2017
Mlinzi mwingine auawa Geita....Aliyepigwa na wafugaji Morogoro Afariki Dunia
Mkuu wa Wilaya ya Geita, Herman Kapufi
Mauaji ya walinzi mkoani Geita yamendelea kuwa tishio kwa usalama wao baada ya mlinzi mwingine aliyekuwa akilinda maduka yapatayo 15, kuuawa kwa kupigwa na kitu chenye ncha kali kichwani.
Mauaji ya mlinzi huyo Kisusi Iddy (40) aliyekuwa akilinda maduka hayo kwenye Mtaa wa Mwatulole, ni muendelezo wa matukio ya kuuawa walinzi wa maduka na mali mbalimbali kwani katika kipindi cha miaka miwili jumla ya walinzi 20 wameuawa.
Taarifa zilizopatikana jana kuhusu mauaji ya mlinzi huyo na kuthibitishwa na mwenyekiti wa mtaa huo, Fikiri Toi zilieleza kuwa tukio hilo lilitokea usiku wa kuamkia Januari Mosi na wauaji hao hawakuiba kitu chochote.
Mwili wa Iddy ulikutwa umefunikwa kwa shuka lake alilokuwa akilitumia lindoni, huku likiwa limetapakaa damu.
Kutokana na tukio hilo, Mkuu wa Wilaya ya Geita, Herman Kapufi ambaye pia ni Mwenyekiti wa Kamati ya Ulinzi na Usalama amefuta vibali vyote vya waganga wa tiba za asili kwa madai wao ni moja ya chanzo cha imani za kishirikina zinazosababisha mauaji hayo.
Alisema kutokana na kukithiri kwa mauaji hayo, mamlaka yake inakusudia kufufua Jeshi la Jadi (Sungusungu) ili kusaidia kuyadhibiti.
Hata hivyo, Kapufi alisema uchunguzi wa awali ulionyesha kuwa wakati wa uhai wake, Iddy alikuwa analinda maduka ya wafanyabiashara yanayofikia 15 na kwamba baada ya kufuatilia, hakuwa na mafunzo yoyote ya ulinzi.
Aliyepigwa na wafugaji Moro afariki
Fabian Bago (21) anayedaiwa kushambuliwa na wafugaji katika Kijiji cha Kolelo, Morogoro, amefariki dunia katika Hospitali ya Rufaa Mkoa wa Morogoro alikokuwa akipatiwa matibabu.
Mganga Mkuu wa Mkoa wa Morogoro, Frank Jacob alisema kijana huyo alifariki dunia saa 11 jioni jana akiwa kwenye wodi ya wagonjwa wanaohitaji uangalizi wa karibu na kwamba mwili wake umehifadhiwa kusubiri taratibu nyingine za kipolisi.
Dk Jacob alisema mara baada ya kufikishwa hospitalini hapo, kijana huyo alifanyiwa vipimo na matibabu lakini alifariki dunia kutokana na majeraha makubwa kichwani yaliyoharibu sehemu ya ubongo.
Baba mzazi wa kijana huyo, Alan Bago alisema ameshatoa taarifa polisi kuhusina na kifo cha kijana wake na sasa anasubiri maelekezo ya polisi ili aweze kuendelea na taratibu za mazishi.
Straight men will be jealous! Proud gay reveals the number of people he slept with in 2016
Some people believed only straight men have many transient sexual relationships; but a homosexual man caused a stir on Twitter when he revealed the number of men he had slept with.
Gay s3x is thought to cause discomfort for obvious reasons that will not be mentioned here. Interestingly, some gay people really enjoy shagging.
Daddy (@INFIDEL_) is a proud gay who loves making out, he disclosed the number of people he had sexual intercourse with in 2016 and most people utterly were taken aback by his disturbing confession.
Daddy (@INFIDEL_)
He arrogantly revealed that he had s3x with at least 550 men in 2016 alone; that’s a number that not even the most seasoned philanderer can compete with.
Musician Nonini comes back from the dead and wishes us a happy new year. He had been killed by the internet
Popular musician Nonini is alive and well people! He has taken time to wish us a Happy New Year with God’s blessing and guidance.
Apologies once more to everyone who was caught off guard by that nasty article on the blogs. When they wish you death you smile because it’s a blessing in disguise. They are giving you more years…..#BadoNipoNipoSana Nonini posted on his instagram.
Nonini wishes his fans a happy new year
Nonini had been killed by one the briefcase blogs on the interwebs- by the way if it’s not on Ghafla it never really happened- which shared photos of some grisly accident and claimed Nonini was one of the casualties who had perished in the accident.
This caused panic and unrest among his fans and we can clearly see he’s doing perfectly fine.
He becomes the first Kenyan celeb this year to fall victim to death by the internet a popular occurrence online. Jaguar faced the same predicament sometimes in August last year.
Serikali kuajiri walimu 4000 wa masomo ya Sayansi na Hisabati
Serikali imesema ipo kwenye mchakato wa kuajiri walimu 4000 wa masomo ya Sayansi na Hisabati.
Kauli hiyo imetolewa leo Jijini Dar es Salaam na Waziri Mkuu Kassim Majaliwa wakati akiwa katika ziara yake ya kutembela wilaya mpya za jiji hilo, akianzia na Kigamboni siku ya leo.
Majaliwa amesema mchakato wa ajira hizo unaendelea chini ya Ofisi ya Rais Utumishi, na muda wowote kutoka sasa mchakato huo utakapokamilika, majina yatatolewa na walimu hao kuajiriwa.
Kuhusu walimu wa masomo mengine, Waziri Mkuu amesema walimu wa masomo mengine hususani ya sanaa wapo wa kutosha na kwamba wanapaswa kusubiri kwakuwa wao wako wengi zaidi na hakuna uhaba na uhitaji wa walimu hao wa masomo ya sanaa.
Hivi karibuni, Wizara ya Elimu iliwataka wahitimu wa ualimu katika masomo ya sayansi na hisabati kutuma taarifa (CV) zao ili izihakiki kabla ya ajira, mchakato ambao tayari umekamilika na majina yalitumwa katika wizara ya utumishi.
Naibu Waziri wa Elimu, Mhandisi Stella Manyanya wiki mbili zilizopita wakati akiongea na kituo cha EATV alisema kuwa kazi ya wizara yake ilikuwa ni kuhakiki taarifa za wahitimu hao, na si kuajiri, huku akibainisha kuwa zoezi hilo limekamilika na majina yako utumishi ambao ndiyo watahusika na kuajiri.
Pia alisisitiza kuwa kama wizara ya elimu waliomba kupewa walimu wa masomo ya Sayansi na Hisabati haraka kwa kuwa uhitaji wao ni mkubwa zaidi na kuwataka wahitimu wote waliotuma taarifa zao, wasubiri watapata majibu muda si mrefu.
Gabriel Jesus awasili rasmi England kuanza kucheza Man City
Gabriel Jesus ameanza rasmi maisha yake ya soka ndani ya Ulaya baada ya kwenda England kwa mara ya pili baada ya kupumzika muda wa sikukuu na familia yake. Jesus amefika Manchester na mama yake pamoja na mdogo wake.
Wamepokelewa na hali ya hewa ya baridi kali akitokea Brazil ambapo aliisaidia club yake ya toka utotoni kutwaa taji baada ya miaka 22. Kiasi cha pound milioni 27 kilicholipwa kumpata Jesus kinatakiwa kuonekana kwenye mechi za hivi karibuni.
Man City wamepitia mechi kadhaa na kupoteza kitu ambacho kinawarudisha nyuma kwenye mbio za kuchukua makombe hasa ubingwa wa EPL. Swali ni kwamba Gabriel Jesus atasaidi kuiweka Manchester City kwenye nafasi nzuri kwam muda huu au itamchukua muda mrefu zaidi kuzoea ligi maarufu ya England.
Hizi ni picha alivyowasili…
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