Eric Omondi The Butt of Online Jokes For His Crazy Parody

Kenyan comedian, Eric Omondi has become the subject for online jokes as his fans react to his latest parody – a recreation of South Africa’s film; The Gods Must be Crazy.
Eric posted a picture of himself wearing nothing but a flap made from animal skin that covers the front and back with a bow and arrow on new years. He titled this; The Gods are Not Crazy, We are!

ARE YOU READY???😂😂😂😂😂😂

A photo posted by Eric Omondi (@ericomondi) on Jan 3, 2017 at 9:45pm PST

Days later, he has posted an photo of him with a guy who completely resembles the original movie’s main character!

You have no idea what's about to hit you😂😂😂😂😂😂 "THE GOD'S ARE NOT CRAZY, WE ARE!!!" #BigTymeEntertainement @254dave_photography

A photo posted by Eric Omondi (@ericomondi) on Jan 4, 2017 at 10:06am PST

The original movie, Gods Must Be Crazy released in 1980, follows the story of Xi, a San of the Kalahari desert whose tribe has no knowledge of the world beyond, Andrew Steyn, a biologist who analyzes manure samples for his PhD dissertation and Kate Thompson, a newly hired village school teacher.

Big Tyme Entertainment Presents "THE GOD'S ARE NOT CRAZY, WE ARE!!!" @254dave_photography

A photo posted by Eric Omondi (@ericomondi) on Jan 4, 2017 at 10:40pm PST

WATCH BB8, nvidia's self automatic driving car

This is BB8. It’s Nvidia’s autonomous car and it’s been driving around in California and New Jersey testing things out. It’s always nice when companies give their cars cutesy names (this one is, of course, borrowed from The Force Awakens) but between the upbeat music and the eager way the car explores the world with brightly colored boxes identifying other cars, traffic lights, and road signs, you can’t help but smile. Sure, we’ve seen similar videos before, but the fact that cars are freaking driving themselves is still mind blowing.

Nvidia is all-in on autonomous cars. Its supercomputer for self-driving cars is being used by everyone from Volvo to Roborace, and the company just inked deals with huge suppliers ZF and Bosch, and German automotive giant Audi, to help build more autonomous vehicles. For many situations, it’s clear that the autonomous technology is (nearly) ready — the tech is progressing so fast that it seems like we’re just waiting for government regulators to figure out how to make it all legal.

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Married man dies with his manhood erect after taking stimulants to impress the clande

A married man became the talk of the town in Delta state in Nigeria after he was caught dead in a hotel room with his manhood fully erect.

The man who was identified as Samson took his clande to the opening of a new bar and in turn booked a room in a nearby hotel.

So after enjoying themselves in the bar, he took her home in an attempt to get rewarded of course and that’s when he decided to take some local stimulants known as manhood just to show off his prowess in bed and make the experience more exciting.

That soon turned tragic as it was narrated by the Punch.

“After having intercourse with the woman for a long time, he could not ejac*late and his manhood refused to come down. He must have died from the stress of the consistent hardness. He was overpowered by the drug and it was the first time he had taken such a drug. Even after he was confirmed dead, his manhood was still erect. He is not much of a drinker and was married with three young children.” It was reported.

He has since being taken to a local mortuary and according to reports his family doesn’t want to involve the police in conducting any investigations.

Celebrated Actress predicts her death if this doesn’t happen. This will bring you to tears

Did you think unhappiness can kill? Well it can and celebrated Tanzanian actress Wastara Juma might just be a casualty.

In a long post she made on social media, she feels like her demise is just around the corner and her sorrow is the cause.

It all started off when she lost the man of her life, her husband about 5 years ago and things have never been the same again. Now the only thing she does is fake happiness and she feels like she might not be able to do this for so long.

Actress Wastara in more happier times

This is the sad post she made which will likely drive you to tears:

 “Another person living in an environment similar to mine would find it really hard to even comb his or her hair. When my husband was ailing and suffering, he told me: ‘My wife, I am feeling weak. Nonetheless, I don’t like to see you dirty and kindly don’t bar me from going anywhere I’d want to because I will die anytime soon. Let’s use the remaining time to do whatever our hearts desire’.

“Currently, I am feeling the same way he felt before dying. I am feeling my death is soon approaching. I do whatever my heart pleases. When it tells me to go to the beach, I would go, when it tells me to go to the disco, I would go, when it tells me to go to and pray in the mosque overnight, I would go. I don’t want to be predictable; neither do I want people to know that I am ailing. I fake happiness, even if it is not there.

“To all those who are finding it hard to understand me and end up insulting me, kindly let me be. I don’t do anything to hurt or cause disgust to anyone. I need peace.

“My heart bleeds every day. I wish to do anything to have peace, but nothing is falling in place. There’s nothing as bad as losing hope and happiness in life. It makes you lead an isolated life.

“I have said all these for you to understand the person that I am. Whenever you say negative things about me, you come across as someone who is so eager to send me to my grave.

“My leaders, friends, relatives, fellow artists and fans kindly pray for me to regain happiness in 2017. Pray that my heart finds peace, pray that all my pains end, pray that I get healed.

“May 2017 bring happiness to me.”

 

Surely, we have to pray for this girl!

 

Nay Ataja Tofauti ya Diamond na Alikiba

 Nay wa Mitego amefunguka na kuweka wazi kuwa katika wanamuziki watatu wakubwa Tanzania wazuri kwake yeye Alikiba atakuwa namba moja ila katika wanamuziki wakubwa watatu wafanyabiashara basi Diamond Platnumz atakuwa namba moja.

Nay ambaye sasa anafanya vyema na wimbo wake ‘Sijiwezi’, amesema hayo kupitia kipindi cha Planet Bongo cha EATV na kusema siku zote yeye amekuwa akimkubali sana Alikiba ingawa anatambua wazi mtaani kuna tetesi kuwa hawezi kufanya naye kazi kutokana na yeye kuwa na uswahiba na Diamond Platnumz.

“Watu wanajenga picha kuwa mimi na Alikiba siwezi kufanya naye kazi sababu tu ya uswahiba wangu na Diamond ni kweli Alikiba si mshikaji wangu lakini leo hii ukiuliza nikutajie wanamuziki watatu wazuri Tanzania wa kwanza nitamtaja Alikiba, lakini pia ukisema nitaje wasanii watatu wakubwa wafanyabiashara basi nitamtaja Diamond Platnumz” alisema Nay wa Mitego.

Mother of one beaten by her husband’s side chick who bit off part of her ear and swallowed it (Photo)

A woman in Voi is nursing injuries in hospital after she was attacked at her workplace by her husband’s daring mistress.

Grace Wakesho will live to remember the woman who bit off part of her ear; the mother of one, who is in her 20s, was attacked by her husband’s concubine.

Wakesho’s 27-year old husband has been dating a 40-year-old cougar; the reason why she fought the husband snatcher.

The audacious quadragenarian visited Wakesho at her workplace to tease her about her intention of taking her husband away from her.

A vicious catfight erupted as Wakesho couldn’t stand the intimidation; unfortunately she lost the fight as the cougar bit off part of her ear and swallowed it.

“She laughed at me saying she had taken my husband away. I got angry and we began fighting. She bit my ear and swallowed the piece,” Grace Wakesho told the Star.